hellothere-darling: This made my morning. xD
so my best friends older sister is leaving for chicago on sunday and today they had like this little going away thing and i asked my dad if he could take me. he didn’t say no but he said i have to clean the cars, in other words no. yeah, so i guess cause i didn’t clean one of the cars last time because it got dark, thats about it… i can’t think of anything else that i did...
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
ohmightysmiter: Today, while getting into trouble at various stores with Nikki, we walked into Barnes & Noble and were immediately greeted with a table full of Fifty Shades of Grey at the very front of the store, where they usually display literature worth buying. I fixed it for them. You’re welcome Barnes & Noble.
doctor: so how long would you say your on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me: ya lets go with that
Imagine being famous and having people tell you...
I’d just be like
im-just-miserable-at-best: I miss the way I was when I was with you. I miss your smiling face, the way you used to look at me, with that light in your eyes. I know I’d go back and do it all over again, as much as it hurt. I miss the way things used to be.
vgfeather: drunkonstevphen: This man is beyond words. As soon as I saw this, I knew it would be on tumblr.
Anonymous asked: omg you're seriously so beautiful c: and so skinny! ah! i wish i looked like you <3 you're flawless!