August 2012
abunchoftwats:
oscarstardis:
liveinphoenix:
ricksanscrotum:
albus severus potter is literally the worst name ever
bronx mowgli wentz begs to differ
Renesmee Carlie Cullen
anrdew:
I’m pretty sure I’m doing this teenager thing completely wrong
mom: what are you laughing at
me: the internet
mom: can i see?
me: no
theresonlythisforgetregret:
m4ge:
I was...
checkmarks:
the most embarrassing thing ever is when you sing part of a song too early at full volume
6 tags
Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
fuckyeahloldemort:
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
Watchhowestandawesomeness:
ourtangledbones:
dinuguan:
Who raised this kid?! :o
I would be lying if I said I didn’t tear up a bit. Incredible.
He is amazing!
furrys:
im afraid that school is going to conflict with my blog so i cant go
metamorphicmemories:
Sleeping with Sirens- All...
ordile:
ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
mypatronusisyou:
llcooljofficial:
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
July 2012
Those moments where you just wanna curl up into a...
“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times…if one only remembers to...”
– (via no-ordinary-girll)
